Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
spreading the christmas cheer guys
Time to watch this everyday for the rest of this month.
my brother told me there were literally traffic accidents bc people who weren’t aware the movie was being filmed saw will ferrell prancing around as an elf and were like what the fuck
if youre from kamehameha why are you haole
oh my god kalei you cant just ask people why theyre haole
kalei is dumb kine. one time she wen ask me how fo spell humuhumunukunukuapua'a
and evil takes human form in mahina george
are you naturally ehu? see this is the color i want
my father is the inventor of li hing mui
I CANT GO TO ZIPPYS IM ON AN ALL CARB DIET GOSH KALEI YOURE SO STUPID
is your malasada cream filled? would you like us to assign someone to fill your malasada?
das damien. hes too mahu to function
FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO I MUA E GLEN COCO
im psychic. it's like i have KFVE or something. theres a 30% chance kawaili'ula already won merrie monarch last year
OH HELL NAW I DID NOT LEAVE SOUTH SHORE FOR THIS
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
As a person from Germany, I agree with the person from England.
as a penguin from antarctica squee squee squee
As a person from Australia hahaha you don’t know what heat is
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE FIRST ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION BUT IN THE SECOND ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS FOR EACH OTHER
This crotch is on fiiiiiiiiireeeeee
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today